I thought I’d do some baking –

a bread with cheese and chilli.

I didn’t wear my gloves,

I’ve touched my eye, now that was silly.

Everythings gone blurry,

It’s painful and I’m crying,

I’ve walked into a door

and tripped on shoes that were left lying.

I hope that bread is tasty,

be worth my sacrifice…

Things just went from bad to worse –

I’ve gone and done it twice!