We keep a sheet on a door which we use to put quotes from the family on – you know the sort of thing, when someone says something you all found really funny or suprisingly clever? Well, that’s what we do and I would like to share some of them with you today (names witheld to protect the guilty).

Hope you enjoy and think about doing something similar with your own family:

• The back of his head looks like the front
• One man’s piranha is another man’s pariah
• I think I fart circles
• Don’t expect something big – but expect something
• How many Batmens was there?
• I played against myself and I won
• His singing sounds like a cat coughing up a furball
• Don’t waste food- there’s starving Africans in Birmingham
• Who knocked down your Berlin wall?
• I’ve smelled my fair share of tumble driers
• If she gets any thinner she’d be an x-ray